An adolescent wolf and those intolerant of such

Old Blue Eyes Todd frequently plays hostess for get togethers large and small.
(I would too, except that I don't care for people.)

Some moons ago, one gathering seemed especially joyous as we frolicked in our basement playing beer pong and jamming to Jurassic 5 and the Backstreet Boys. (Oh they're back...ALRIGHT!)Suddenly the joyousness was less joyous. A boy who wore weird t shirts had shown up and he and his weird t shirt pretended not to know that he was shunned for having once treated the blue-eyed Todd as less than the Dream Princess Surprise Chocolate Sundae To The Power of Ten Incredible Lady that she is.His chest hair was oddly plentiful and even oddliier exposed with his top buttons undone as though he was opening for Sigfried and Roy. (Um..okay just Sigfried then...Or just Roy? Which one did McGruff the Crime Tiger take a bite out of?)

Gesturing to his exposed ad for chesty carpeting, I leaned over and snidely announced,
"Hey I like your whole teen wolf look."
But Nick, AJ, Brian and Howie were belting, "Am I originAL? YEEEEAH!" and he didn't hear me.

So blue-eyed Todd had me loudly repeat the mediocre dig until he finally heard me.
"I said I like your whole teen wolf look!"
"I said I like your TEEN WOLF look!"
"I SAID...I LIKE YOUR WHOLE TEEEEN WOOOLF LOOK!!!"

-Because that's what friends do.Later he got what he had coming to him and a small goat came over and peed in his mouth after he passed out.
....That last part might not be 100% factual. But until he steps forward to contest my claim, I will stick by it. You know who you are...

and your torso looks like the top of a paintbrush.