
OH
DEAR
LORD
It would appear that my employer is suffering from a bit of the ol' Herpes.
She just came out of the bathroom with white cream all over her mouth and said
"I'm falling apart. I have a headache"
not making notice of the BLOBS of abreva all over her face.
Want to know how I know she has Herpes?
Because she said to me yesterday "I have some herpes and the shivers"
She is from another country.
I assume she just has some like cold soars, not like the full on STD we all know and love.
But she does not know the social norms we have here in this county and how you don't go around saying things like "I have Herpes and my alarm clock did not go off"
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