IT IS SO LAME WHAT I CAUGHT MYSELF SAYING TO MYSELF WHEN MYSELF WAS TALKING TO MYSELF IN MY HEAD

ME IN MY HEAD TO MYSELF: Man Steph you haven't done laundry in forever, it's really ridiculous.
MYSELF IN MY HEAD TO ME: I know, it's embarrassing! This is the third time I've bought new socks instead of doing laundry!
ME IN MY HEAD TO MYSELF: What?! You're so dumb...Hey i wonder how it is that you've run out of clean socks but not yet out of clean underwear.

MYSELF IN MY HEAD TO ME: ...Oh yeah...Oh, well, probably because with socks you wear two at a time...So you, um, use them up faster.

ME IN MY HEAD TO MYSELF: Did you really just fucking say that? I am totally posting that so that everyone can see what an idiot you are.

MYSELF IN MY HEAD TO ME: ...Crap.