Katie' AV club

Let's start at the beginning shall we?
I am out to late night drinks/snacks with some friends after one friend's stand up gig.
The crowd is mixed with friends, and adult family of the comedian.

The topic of underpants comes up, which really...when does it not?
So I of course get into a disagreement with Randazzo, which really...when do I not?

I vote that men and women alike should wear underpants all the time, no reason not to and of course Randazzo argues the opposite. We then get into one of his "pro" bullet points of getting to see some AV (accidental Vagina) to which I object, can not be an ideal way to get to see this part of a woman.
"Seeing a drunk fool stumble into the road and flash her business is a GOOD thing?"
"Of course it is" says Randazzo.

We now being to make a list...of all of the ways one could actually see a Vagina accidentally and also intentionally.
1. At a beach
2. In a sexual context
3. At a Dr's office
4. By spying
5. When your grandmas pants fall down
6. The drunken upskirt situation
7. Changing situations (at the gym, fashion show)

Another friend chimes in that we sound as if we are on Family Feud and we have fun with this notion for about 6 minutes
"show me....AT THE BEACH..."
"Out of 100 people surveyed how many people said "SPYING??"
"survey says....X"

Now at this point my obnoxious cackle is quite audible and the table next comprised of our comedian friend and his mature family. They being asking what the giggles are for...Randazzo feel this is a topic for all ears, while I kick him under the table and say
"ixnay the agina Vay..."

Against my recommendation/frowny face he continues on to tell this entire story to this adult table. One man enjoyed it, and even chimed in with his own witty commentary. The others...wished us all death with their eyes.

What we have taken away from this is that
"Accidental Vagina" would make a great band name.