Tuesday, March 17, 2009

My pinky is doing better THANKS FOR ASKING.

OK
so my brother and his wife are like...going to have a baby.
While she is carrying this thing around we like to call it Beyonce and sometimes Lil' Wayne.

However, I am going to take a stab and say that my J Crew draped siblings are not actually going to call their infant one of these options.

So I made a list for them:

Lipton
Chauncey
Seahorse
RayRay
Paullet
and Flagstaff

obviously all but Flagstaff are gender neutral.

3 comments:

  1. Marisol
    Aerosol
    ShitPacker
    Lipsmackers
    Hertzelall
    Shirts'll fall
    Horn'o'dicks
    Moms Love Kix

    A poem of alternating name ideas / products they rhyme with.

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