Creech #37

So my brother and I began using the word "creature" to describe people who are gross

(it actually started with my grandparent's toy poodle who had diarrhea, and was kind of sickly and purple looking)

Anyways...its a nickname for people who are just not right.

I am not saying they are bad people...some creatures are even found to be very kind, good, well intended folk! This is purely superficial.

So in my lifetime I have come across MANY a "creech" (that's the shortened version of creature, if you are not following)

Meet creech #37

He is not that much older than myself

He is originally from NY and has a mumbled, lazy, accented speech

He is married (she must also be some form of a creech)

He has babies (let's hope creech-ness skips a generation)

He wears a terrible hair piece situation that looks greasy and off balance

He wears ill fitting baggy dress clothes EXCEPT for casual Fridays when he wears 90's Tommy Hilfiger jeans

but mostly...

the prompt of this post is eating habbits.

I think perhaps he is some form of a Man-A-Rexic-wannabee

He mostly eats Grapfruit and weird frozen Kosher veggie patties.

Today however,

Creech #37 walked by me on the way to his office,

with a bag of iceberg lettuce and a bottle of yellow mustard

no plate

no silverware