Monday, April 6, 2009

AN EXCITING NEW ADDITION! BROUGHT TO YOU BY GREEN EYES MCGEE, BUT AT THE BRILLIANT BEHEST OF OLD BLUE EYES...

Hello friends!

I am thrilled to be the bearer of awesome news; from now on MOVIE MONDAY shall commence.

I will be picking important films to watch in segments and then sharing a lively synopsis each Monday, of the half-hour watched during the week.

My reviews might be a bit more Todd-ized than the typical newspaper entry; perhaps the first half hour of Overboard is not about establishing a woman’s emptiness despite having immense wealth. To me it is much more about the metallic thong Goldie Hawn donned or the seemingly insignificant part where Travis takes a walk with a young girl.

What happened on the walk?
Did he get to second base?

A wise critic will always ask the right questions…
I strive to bring the world of film to life for you, make this a visual novel, nay, a cinematic journey of wonder and delight!

This is serious. This is important.

With all that said, our first film will be the Lifetime original movie “She’s Too Young.”

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